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Gross Toilet Day





Today is officially Gross-Toilet Day. I know you're not thinking this is a real holiday, but it must be because on 3 seperate occasions I have gone to use a porcelain throne, and each time a different present has been left behind by the last user. That's kind of weird, seeing as how a person can only go number 1 or number 2, but somehow there have 3 different leftovers. Gross. Why are so many people not flushing all the way? Because it must be Gross Toilet Day!






Sorry that this is probably a disturbing thing to write about, but after it happens to you 3 times in a day, you'll probably get fed up with it too and have to vent somewhere! So let our lesson be learned, and flush the toilet! ALL THE WAY! We are not cats. We do not have to leave disgusting presents on our owners front porch.

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rekcedeel said…
I thought everyday is Gross Toilet Day. I guess I'll start flushing.
June 30, 2008 at 6:32 PM
Unknown said…
okay... that was disgusting.
July 1, 2008 at 12:45 PM
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