Light-Black And Decker

At work-school we were processing the kids that came in tardy. One girl came up and I asked: "Why were you tardy?" Her Response: "I got stuck in my locker." Me: "Um.. IN? Did someone put you in a locker?" Her: "No..I put myself in the locker." Me: "................." "So...the great lesson you learned here was.. To NOT put yourself in a locker, right?" Her: "That's what the janitor said."

My last week of freedom before work-school started was spent going to Wisconsin to visit Jarom's parents! Fortunately for me and my motion sickness problems, I found out that eating candied ginger really helps me feel better while on an airplane. Unfortunately for me, I found out that even candied ginger has a limit. Nothing can go up against a crazy pilot and roller coaster landing. While there we: Made dangerous soap Stared at our checkers Repainted the house Went to the zoo... And pretended to be monkeys Made a meat smoker out of a card board box. Works great! Ate our smoked meat for an Anniversary dinner! Made and ate a cake for the anniversary And took pictures of each other and our food.

Here is a transcription of a phone conversation I had today. Me: "Hello?" Her: "Happy Birthday." Me: "Uh, you have the wrong number." (Today is nowhere near my birthday) Her: "This isn't Josh?" Me: "No." (But thanks for letting me know I sound like a man.) Her: "Oh, this is the number I have for him." Me: "Goodbye." (You are obviously really close to this feminine Josh guy huh)