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So you know how we're getting kicked out of our apartment? Well we found a winner of a new apartment to move into. Meet our new landlord! Here is an email from Mrs. Jones:

Thanks for your email and it is my gladness hearing from you. I am Mrs. Alisia Jones,The owner of the apartment you are making inquiry of. Actually i inherited it from my late father. He resided there before his demised.while i resided in Texas with my Husband Barrister Jones .But i have been transfer to west Africa, i work with the America deaf and dump college.And presently my Apartment is still available for rent, including the utilities like hydro, washer,security. Am in West Africa working, and I will like you to get in touch with my Husband in Texas for more information,he is with the keys/document to the Apartment we're kind and honest family & respectful people and also spent alot on our property that we want to give you for rent, I will solicit your absolute maintenance of this flat and want you to treat it as your own, if it's taken by you, money is not the main problem but we want you to keep it tidy for me to be glad whenever we
you in the apartment. I also want trust in you as I always stand on my word.
Rent:- $900 per-month including the utilities.
Security Deposit:- $1200 {Refundable when leaving the flat}
Address : 1488 N 300 W Provo, UT 84604
Email my Husband Barrister Jones on () and will attends to you better.
Thanks and you are welcome...
Regards.
Mrs. Jones


So what do you think! We only have to pay utilities like, hydro and washer! And she must be a good person, she works with the dump college! I gotta say, there are so many things wrong with this email I couldn't write them all down without just copying the whole thing for you to enjoy. Enjoy!

Comments

Megan said…
Hey guys!! I love reading your blog because it's so freaking hilarious! I thought I was going to die when I read this email! Good luck with the apartment!
November 29, 2008 at 11:15 AM
Andrea Jolene said…
Sounds lika scam to me. Yup. Cause when things sound too good to be true ... ;)
November 29, 2008 at 12:43 PM
Natalie said…
Hey! My husband and I got the same email today! We were trying to see if anyone had already reported this scam and so we googled the email address and got your blog! Good luck finding an apartment!
November 29, 2008 at 10:11 PM
Unknown said…
are you really moving there? That is the greatest email in the world!!! although I think I need a urim and thummim to understand ;)
November 30, 2008 at 9:19 PM
Potters said…
Well if this ends up being true, you will be our neighbors, I think. :) That would be great. I hope it works out so we can be neighbors!
December 1, 2008 at 8:47 AM
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