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A Tack Attack

This is how my morning went today:

I walked outside on my way to work when I dropped my lunch on the ground. The lid flew off, my lunch ended up sprayed across the ground, no longer in its tupperware to be kept safe until it went into my belly.

Then I got to work and went to my first class. Upon sitting down, I started squirming. My thoughts: "Ouch, something is wrong. Something is hurting. What is going on? Ow. Squirm, augh. Must get to bathroom to investigate."

I get to the bathroom, and find a lovely thumbtack stuck into my pants. Upon removal, everything goes back to normal. Lucky for me, no permanent damage has been caused.



I have a friend who thinks she had a bad day at work because a girl came up and gave her a piece of paper, then quickly walked away. Upon reading this paper, it was found to have only two words on it: "You Suck."

I think my physical pain exceeds her emotional pain.

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