I hope this will brighten your day. The following was published by an insurance company for internal distribution. These reports were submitted when policyholders were asked for a brief statement describing their particular accident. I tried to pick the best ones. Enjoy.
"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."
"I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my hand through it."
"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."
"The accident occured when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle."
"As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to aviod and accident."
"The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end."
"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian."
"My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."
"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished."
"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to do, so I ran him over."
"I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car."
"Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
"The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."
I can't believe how many people hit pedestrians! Watch out.
"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."
"I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my hand through it."
"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."
"The accident occured when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle."
"As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to aviod and accident."
"The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end."
"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian."
"My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."
"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished."
"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to do, so I ran him over."
"I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car."
"Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
"The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."
I can't believe how many people hit pedestrians! Watch out.
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